DISCOVERED EMOTIONS
I Apologized, She Lied.
A long time ago in 1968, she gave me a present on my 21st birthday. The present was a booklet. All 28 pages included glued magazine clippings suggesting she was inviting me to have sex with her. Two months later we’d progressed to a moment of intercourse. 50 years later, she’d taken me to court for no fucking reason at all.