You Cannot Make this Up

On this day 54 years ago, we were awakened by an Ames police officer. She’d flown from Kansas City to Des Moines and we’d slept

LEWBUDDY

On this day in 1968, I got laid for the very first time. She called me ‘LEWBUDDY’. Forty years later she said I’d been ‘the

The Whole Ball of Wax

My pedophile scoutmaster had performed oral sex on me from 1958 to 1960. In 1968, I was her whole ball of wax but I could

SHE PLAYS GOLF

A woman plays golf now, but 54 years ago about this time of year, she flew from Kansas City to Des Moines and we had

Lake Country

The place where wealthy dicks and douchebags gather to play golf, tennis, swim, drink, celebrate, and party. But only if you pass through review and